I think the best analogy is that this is like one of those cop shows where some suit and his suit sidekick come storming into the captain’s office at the station house and say “That guy you arrested - we’ve been infiltrating his organization for three years now! Three years of undercover work down the drain!"

To prolong the agony of trying to jerk his shriveled cancerous member in his darkened basement with all his dead cat heads while trying to remember a time when he wasn't so jaded that he had to fly to exotic locales to bow-hunt endangered species to get his jollies.

Amen Brother! Yes it is mean-spirited, but so is the compassionate conservative bullshit spouted by these asshats.

Aspartame fuck yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! That is all.

But that description only appeals to a certain niche market

I’m having a hard time getting my head around how TNR is any different from euthanasia. In both cases, you have to find the feral cats to neuter/kill them. You release them back into the wild and the remaining feral cats that weren’t killed/neutered breed and the population rebuilds. Assuming that the intelligence to…

“singing" career - there fixed it for ya

Meooow!

ot being anti-Chinese, but this incident did happen in a Chinese restaurant with Chinese-peaking people. We were dining at a fine establishment on a little town in the Smokies, situated next to a semi-busy street.

The degree of shock dramatically portrayed by the waiter may be directly proportional to the size of the tip. Either AWKWARDNESS = $$$ or they were going to give you a shit tip anyway.

10 Xanax for each of the tears cried...

Alchemist 4 life bitches!

Much improved. My inner Woody is much better than my inner Yoko. If nothing else, I should have known to end with an exclamation point!

Justin Bieber finished high school with a 4.0 IQ, amirite?

Woody could do a Yoko Ono kind of thing:

Hey if it gets done, call it Donald Trump's Just An Outspoken Guy Law!

Hell, why not Whoopi? Or Ted Danson in blackface?

That's some pretty high-concept humor there Mindy but I feel ya!

And pee is sterile. Just ask Bear Grrls

Visualize, fantisize, tomato, tomahto