I think that's what mommy hyena says just before she gives birth

The baked good equivalent of "missionary with the lights off and eyes screwed tightly shut"

“ licking or inspecting erect female penises is an important greeting behavior within spotted hyena society...crushing bones with their powerful jaws”

But...who got tagged? The birds? The panties? The skinny dippers? The game warden just left us all hanging (vague pun intended)...

I'm gonna go with anything by Slayer

Been thinking about getting a third eyeball just to help out. :)

Water play of course :)

Probably accents the second syllable too, the posh wanker!

I think the point is more "fuck that guy" than what the proper recipe for cocktail sauce is. I'd go with the yelling at the ketchup in a mixing bowl, or maybe just save the dishwashing and just yell at the bottle of ketchup and then put it out in a ramakin for the old fuck.

punctuated with turrrkey taps

Don't hate the playa...

Very uncouth Keith

Alternative ending:

Whoohooo! Unsolicited poop story! Stick it to the man!

I heard he was dealing catnip

Its a new life hack! Fake an incomprehensible accent + ineffectual management = ALL THE FREE FOOD!

I'm thinking a brain with little angel wings and a harp floating away, like when one of the characters died in an old-timey cartoon like Tom and Jerry.

Looking for a good point to jump in. Just wanted to point out that "Taco Bell Tire Iron Assault" may be one of the best metal band names ever.

in Beavis and Butthead voice: "Heh, heh! They said CUT!"

My wife's kinda pissed that she got a bigger rack in the deal