The imagery of “America’s Collective Boner” is strong. I’m thinking of a bunch of people standing in a huge field, the wind gently swaying the tall grass, singing and dancing around an infinitely long “collective boner”, red and white stripes around the shaft like a barber's pole and a blue/starred head. 'Merica!

Hey no problem here - sometimes its the hate that gets my wrinkly ass out of bed in the morning. Taken out of context, it looks like Mr. Rogers is finally showing a playful side. But from everything I've heard, he NEVER broke character and was super kind to everyone, everywhere, all the time. I just don't think it…

Poop story! POOOOOOOOOP STOOOOOORY!

Time to escalate. The mental illness was a good start, but unfortunately all of those things don’t personally affect him. I’d go with the fictitious incurable social disease that is immune to antibiotics, unstoppable by latex, and characterized by the falling off of one's blackened shriveled member following 5 weeks…

No means yes and yes means no...are you going to show us the poop stories?

the fun is there, just very dependent on context.

Not sure if you are joking or not, but I think he was singing a song about the fingers on the hand.

I'm thinking feigning death is about her only and last option.

It looks just like a dick only...smaller!

I for one think that you are just being a horrible tease. Why not just give us a teeny-tiny hint.

I'm going with Atomic Wedgie TM

Or is “want of head” really French code for “visit Monsieur Guillotine”?

I’ll give you that St. Louis-style pizza is crap, but toasted rav is the...who am I kidding...

But who will pay into my Social Security fund!

Damn. We had to make do with cuneiform on clay tablets. They never held up to more than one shower session!

It gets really iffy when you try and start assigning functions to traits that were inherited, since you don’t know how long the trait has existed. Since society/humans are pretty new at the dance (200K years versus 2+ billion years of life) a trait could have arisen and had some advantage in a completely different…

As a former evolutionary biologist, I'd say about 99% of the really crazy shit you see in nature is due to sexual selection. Mating dances, jumbo-sized males with ridiculous horns/tail feathers/manes, bright-ass coloration that makes you more vulnerable to predation, calling attention to yourself for predators with…

Then how else do you explain all the containers of Axe body spray at the WalMart, man-denier?

"Ecologically extinct" is another way the sciency guys describe that state.

A hug for you and all the others who have commented similarly. I think your reaction belies the realism of the portrayals of the characters who inhabit the MM universe. What is really jarring is how American society has changed so much on so many fronts, but not with respect to the treatment of women. We don't drink…