Exterior more boring than a potato, niche more boring than a presidential candidate hair cut, interior more beige than a camry... zzzzzzzzzzz

Fuck you Audi, I love you, but you need to design some interesting cars, no more burritos

This is hardly the first non super car do zero to 60 in under 4 seconds. I'd say it is pretty common now.

911 != M4
Z06 != GT350

And until this most recent model the 911 interior was pretty crappy as well. Only recently has it been sufficiently modern and actually luxurious. Also the 911 and Corvette are all about going fast and feeling fast. The M4 is about luxury, german prestige, and fake engine sounds. The GT350 is…

Nope. Just a cheap copy of something done by an original and tasteful company over 7 years ago.

Well, you're certainly the exception. Again, I said "most people" who are going to purchase an M4 wouldn't consider a Mustang. Snobbish statement? How about, "There is zero reason to have any interest in a M4 now."

This is exactly what I thought of as well. It seems like a clone!!

Why did you post a picture of six A4s?

I hear all these stories about people having absolutely no control over their bowels. I guess I am blessed because I have no such problems.

Eh, but the shapes of the cars are pretty different. The C has the humpback S Class thing going, and the rear end is totally different from the E Class. The E is more angular and the trunk is an E Class trunk, no other Benz has that styling. Having similar fascias is branding, I'd argue. Having similar profiles,…

From this angle they do look more similar, but in person I find them much easier to distinguish than the Audis.

Haha....yeah. Nobody cares about the european market...or Japan. Keep telling yourself that.

Cadillac made huge strides from about 2000-2010. Since then they've been kind of plodding along, or even backtracking considering they killed the CTS-V wagon. And I'm not sure what you're referring to regarding performance "philosophies". Audi makes performance cars that excel in virtually every driving condition. …

What's even funnier is that you failed to realize that I was kidding.

I live globally. Homes on every continent, including Antarctica, where the quattro is mighty handy.

Oh, sorry....I don't subscribe to the Cadillac "world view" that the US market is the only one that exists.

The Audi RS4 is waiting...while you're dicking around, we'll go grab the groceries, too.

Exactly my thoughts.

No... GM simply doesn't know how to finish a car.

The white certainly doesn't help the "full-diaper" appearance of the rear.

Much like the CTSV coupe, it looks fat.