The only thing I could think of while reading the article was "ANNE HATHAWAY YOU ASSHOLES".

I get you. The first AA man to command a Navy ship was VADM S. Gravely, in 1961, and the first woman to command a (combatant) Navy ship was in 1998 (CDR M. Farren, if you're interested), and a non-combatant ship was 1990.

AAARGH!! KINJAAAAA!

See, I have these ALL THE TIME, but I can never get my arms/legs to work properly. Like, I've figured out that I'm dreaming but I either feel like my arms have fallen all the way asleep, or I can't keep from fucking falling over all the time because my sense of balance is broken (like being really drunk without all…

How exactly do you feel about sunny SoCal? Because you, my friend, sound like a dream come true.

My first first crush?
When I was five, I was going to grow up and marry either Chuck Norris, Lou Diamond Phillips, or Michael Jackson.
I was also going to grow up to be black or Chinese.
I was a weird 5 year old.

My first first crush?
When I was five, I was going to grow up and marry either Chuck Norris, Lou Diamond Phillips, or Michael Jackson.
I was also going to grow up to be black or Chinese.
I was a weird 5 year old.

Some things are crimes in the military that have no corollary in civilian life, e.g., adultery, fraternization, failing to be at appointed place of duty...
As to why we prosecute things that are also civilian crimes within the military, I have no idea.

Are we sure this is beer? It looks like it could be chu-hi. MMMMMMmmmmmm.....chu-hi....

I love the 'let's go to Mexico' look, but every time I try to pull something like that off, it looks so ridiculous that I end up changing before I leave the house.

I'm a jet engine mechanic in the Navy, and I get fuel on my uniforms all the time (and grease, and paint, and sealants, and oil.)
Just about everything comes clean with a regular wash + oxyclean, on warm cycle. (Well, not paints and sealants-you're stuck with the resulting stains.)
Just do be aware about…

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Damn you iPhone!!!

I miss seeing all the PNW Native art. As a kid, I remember seeing it everywhere-on the ferries, downtown Seattle, and random totem poles scattered about all over. Don't see it do much now, and every time I go home I see less. :(

I thought it was that women were statistically more likely to get into accidents, but more likely for the accident to be at low or very low speed with minor/ no damages/injuries, whereas men are less likely to get into an accident, but tend to do it with much higher speeds, greater damages/injuries. At least, that's…

Um, does 'The Guide to Getting it On' count? 'Cause that's one of my favorites on the subject of humping.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Oh, man-that is THE beer that got me started drinking beer. My favorite is the Cassis, though.