Guys, GUYS!! It's not just the makeup, okay? It's more about all the shit women feel that they have to do to fit in with societal beauty standards, and/or be considered young and attractive. To include, but not limited to:

God, I really don't want to sound like a troll, but I legitimately do not understand the difference between this assignment and a 'Explain why slavery is good as if you are part of the Confederate Army' essay or some such thing, which people don't seem to have near as much of a problem with. And I don't think the…

God, I SO miss roommates for that.

My last squadron, we flew around the country doing airshows, and needless to say there was an insane amount of drinking involved. Our medical guy used to give out pill packs containing phenegren, b vitamins, and ibuprofen to get you through the day. Short of being hooked up to an IV, it was a fucking miracle cure.

Dude, I feel those feels. Maybe we just have uncommonly sensitive uterii (uteruses? Eh, whatev) but even a PAP has been painful for me. Dudes that are seriously packing are an unpleasant surprise, and sometimes it's just like: 'NOPE. Put that thing away, we're done here. Thanks for playing.'

Question:

Wait, is this Starship Troopers? The history of the vote had like 3 requirements: Male, not black, property owner.

I WOULD WATCH THAT-as long as you, LaComtesse, would periodically insert gifs into the show at appropriate moments.

Seconded, thirded, whatever. I love my Anita sports bra.

If I encountered someone wearing that particular combination of garments, I'd point and laugh too.

Wait, I thought vaccines had over 60 years or so of research and peer reviewed papers? How does that compare to the 10-15 years that modern GMOs have been on the market/in the pipeline? I'm not necessarily against GMOs, but I feel the research has not been adequately conducted by independent parties for the long-term…

This is the reason I look forward to your comments.

Word, girl. 11 years in the military proves you nothing but right, in my experience.

FEELIN YOU!!! Mine is the same, (although now I've got one, just ONE, curly lock on the top of my head that grows out of an old scar), and thank goodness that: 1) I have the requisite face shape to rock the pixie cut, and 2) I love having short hair. I've tried to grow it long a couple of times in the last 10 years or…

Man, one year they had these shortbread cookies dipped in lemon icing, then they disappeared. I am forever heartbroken, because those were the BEST.

I couldn't get the Diva Cup to work for me, so I went with Lunapads. It was a great decision.

I think this problem would be solved if Pixar would just make a 'Dealing with Dragons' movie.

Every single time I see her I think: "Man, she has huge boobs!"

Wouldn't have wanted to be seated behind her-but it would have been worth it to be seated behind MOTHERFUCKING CHER!!

Ladies. Please, please, PLEASE: DO YOUR FUCKING HAIR!! Not, like, iron it down with a flatiron, *cough*NicoleKidman*cough*, but make it look like you put some EFFORT into it!! You're all famous-you don't even have to pay for it, millions of stylists will do it for free just to have pictures of them doing your hair!!!!