This Duck thinks you couldn’t have chosen a better pic for this story. Good luck with that hot mess, Buccaneers.

“There’s now a controversy brewing online and among the girl’s friends and family over whether the video caused her death.”

Michelle’s “O” face.

You really should.

Fuckin’ ay.

You forgot: You give her some Benadryl and a favorite DVD and let her sleep through the flight.

Seriously, as long as she was safe and quiet, fine. OTOH we were in 1st Class coming home from Mexico (a bunch of drunks ride 1st Class from Mexico) with a couple with two children and only 3 seats. Their youngest was 17.5…

This.

I have no clue what you’re trying to get across there.

I’m sure that you think it’s a good thing that your 14 year old brain allowed to you justify what this man did to you as “no biggie”. I hope you don’t intend to breed.

Then he’s destined to a life of cyclic “nasty stuff”.

Does he mean “nasty stuff like” not properly educating your kids about sex and it’s consequences, or “nasty stuff like” chlamydia? Because if you eliminate one, you help prevent the other.

“Chlamydia has few to no symptoms, but can cause infertility in women if left untreated.”

It’s bad enough you do that to a woman, let alone a woman who was asleep on the couch when you started in on her. In front of her little boy? Then you take the boy’s phone away so he can’t get help? What a POS.

I honestly don’t know how to respond to this. “Subtle sexism”? There’s nothing subtle about it. I’m no kid, so my awareness of sexism goes way back.

First, I remember when Shirley Chisholm put her name in for President in 1972. I was just turning 11 years old, my brother was 13. We’d been hearing a lot about the…

Did Jameis get his Lasix yet?

A thing of beauty.

I know, right? I can't remember if this was because she was squeezing her eyes shut trying to block it out or if he'd knocked her out first.

It's only cathartic for a little while - after a year it's either time to rip them a new one - and suffer the indignation of all of the FB morons who have no clue and think "they were only trying to be supportive!", or cut them off without so much as another thought.

Block those bitches.

Corpse photos are a Southern thing. At least I never saw it until I moved to the South. Every "Visitation" or funeral I've been to since I've been here has a mess of people who take photos of the corpse with their phone.