Doesn't everyone get to use the State Police Helicopter to get to their kid's Little League game?

I guess they pulled a boner.

Wait, middle class America? That still exists?

GO DUCKS!

The one on the left is the Conservative. It's no wonder he fell apart when his Mamma called.

I'm old and I don't really remember when Mariah Carey could sing. I remember producers making it seem that she could sing but actually "singing"? Not so much.

The lady down the street tells me that there's a lot of stuff coming to light that shows that 9/11 didn't happen, either. She sees stuff on the internet all the time and you can't trust the 9/11 Commission report because "Duh, it's a report generated by the government, and they're the ones who perpetrated the hoax!"…

Jackie makes her way downstairs, her red dress apparently sufficiently intact to wear; the party is still raging.

So, if I tell you I'm going across the street to murder a lady walking her dog, and you videotape me saying that and me murdering the woman, that tape can't be used in evidence because the police didn't get a warrant? If I steal from a store on their video camera they can't use that against me in court? WRONG.

FYI -

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They're children whose primary source of information about sex and sexuality comes from television, movies, and the internet. What do all of those visuals have in common? Women moaning & screaming. Their sex ed requirements are limited to AIDS prevention. They're learning their sex values from tv and the internet…

That bothered me as well, and I'm glad that you were able to express it in a way that is so accurate and succinct. I don't know that I could have done so.

Excellent graphic. These Administrators are clearly clueless, but they would have had no problem understanding "No money for football".

Why are administrators seemingly not concerned that kids are having sex in the bathroom during lunch? Clearly "Brian" is a predator who knows how to pick out vulnerable young women. A girl living with relatives because of a previous sexual assault in her family must have been a real easy target for someone like him,…

"Although she knew some of his friends, Amber, a Norman High freshman, hadn't spent much time around Brian. But he immediately made a good impression as they all stood around his pickup truck in the church parking lot."

I see that Brian has an excellent career as a Pastor awaiting him.

"As hilarious and interesting as this is..."

What exactly is hilarious about this? Not a damned thing if you're a woman.

He's not putting those "Dumb Jock" stereotypes to rest.

Why would anyone think that waistline isn't photo-shopped? The unicolor background makes it so easy to do.

Ducks run fast.

They never would have beat Oregon even if this had not happened. TBS, I think it fairly well took the wind out of their sails. Kendal Jackson's (did they name him after the wine?) injury alone would have been impossible to overcome, and the Ducks kick ass.

That sounds correct. The ball was in bounds and in play, the player doesn't matter so long as the player doesn't take the ball out of bounds.