I’m kinda glad about this because I had previously thought that animals were murdered just to be packed away in a tomb as some afterlife pets.

Wow. Your mom sounds amazing. I remember saying “damn” in front of my mom once. She just about throttled me.

*fist bump from a non-palaeontologist who really also wanted to be one*

That’s great momming.

I also realized that this story reminds me of in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix when harry tells off Umbridge and gets sent to McGonagall’s office thinking he’s in huge trouble and she gives him a biscuit.

Your mom is awesome!!

I went to a very strict private Christian high school and constantly looked for ways to get out and or rebel (within reason though because I was still kind of a chicken). One day I decided to skip the class before lunch period (art) and go to the mall with my friend to play air hockey.

I love this story and it also reminds me of a convo I once had with my mom. She had heard some dr Phil about rainbow parties where girls would do different sex stuff for rainbow bracelets or something (was that ever even actually a thing?) and she was telling me about it on the way to school while I shifted in my seat.

WinnerWinnerWInnerEWinnerWinnerWinnerWinner!!!!

That’s so stunning. It goes beyond the unthinking mind and bloodless entity that was your teacher.

Seriously, I feel you. I just played every single one of these songs and now my dog is having diarrhea.

This has to be the best story right here!

Man. I hope to be that cool some day.

Your mom is the bomb!

I’m not followed by ITD.

Boobs, why you so grey today? This gif shouldn’t be grey. No.

Whaaaaaaaaaa?

I think according to the Jez authors the original piece was satirizing people that make judgments on what’s appropriate to wear.

I mean... You shouldn’t be. ;-)

I am happy for her. It is wonderful that this type of technology exists.