Seriously. They’d just have to do a slightly different spin-off line for guys called Omega, bro up the color scheme a little, and they’d be set.

who needs skin right ??

Well, if you have a lipodema it can be helpful and dissolve it, but lipodemas are not regular healthy subcutaneous fat deposits, but are isolated cystic growths (which is why they can be excised to cleanly by a doctor if they need to be) so the chemicals have less chance of infecting otherwise healthy tissue.…

And end up super attractive with the slack-jawed drooling and ulcerated skin. Nice.

Or I can get a chin lift.

Right, I mean just put on a little makeup and no one will notice.

Thanks! As a sentient slice of half buttered toast I consider myself very qualified. Over qualified if anything.

It can also dissolves things like kidney and bile duct stones in the gut. Because you really want to be injecting that kind of stuff into healthy tissue.

Same with skin. It’s best to take a casual approach with layers. All layers.

LESS WRINKLES FROM SMILING AND LAUGHING AND EATING ITS A WINNING SIDE EFFECT

#worthit

And before you even know it...

at least you get to keep your skin!

Concave skin is the new concave belly!

Having skin is so 2014. Out with the neck fat, out with the skin. That’s my motto!

alternate, equally well-proven method: chopping off your own head.

SubMENTAL indeed. Please don’t do this to your lovely chins.

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