Anal sex doesn’t give you a “loose butthole”. Penises, although magical in their own way, don’t have that kind of power, sorry.

#teamnoone

How does this rank on the “poor taste” scale compared to Lady Gaga singing “Do What U Want” with R Kelly (music video by Terry Richardson)?

Only if they’re the kind you buy in a second-hand store.

ooohhhh, good catch.

Not even if they’re raspberry?

“She made eye contact with me one time and didn’t immediately vomit or spray me with mace. She wants my dick sooooo baaaaad!”

sorry creep.

People in berets are not to be trusted. Spread the word.

“Sliwa added that he also believes the feeling is mutual: “I had an attraction to her, and I have felt some sexual tension when I have been in her presence,”

Hello!

Had to put this album on

Once you get distracted with yellow

How about:

Let’s look at my qualifications. So my mother is Korean, and my dad is White, Black and Indian. I expect Bethany Frankel to be at my door shortly.

Dr. Phil, yet again, proves that he is a terrible person.

i hope Gillian gossip, is just a gossip

• Kylie Jenner is “using King Cairo to get back at Blac Chyna.” Kids these days! [Hollywood Life]

Pretty sure they were just fucking with you.

I have to think that was just a big fat fuck you, from someone. I don’t think I would eat there again, ever.