Watching dumb people try to understand and respond to matters of public import is always a little bit funny and a little bit sad.

Cheers to you too friend!

YAS! I thought about going out for dinner, but I look so good I’m happy to sit right here in my home drinking wine, looking good.

I started at 2:30, as soon as my hair appointment was over. It’s my off friday, I’ll do what the fuck I want.

my Friday 4:15 p.m. wine.

You can be! It’s all made up...

It’s alright, I can cure myself with glitteropathy. Small amounts of glitter diluted into larger sparklies and rubbed on the skin.

I think I have a drinking problem.

Sure. :)

Lily can we be friends?

Garak Forever!

<3 GARAK.

Shiny morgellons!

I wore some sticky jewel things on my face recently for fun and flung them around my bedroom before passing out drunk. I found a black one stuck to my leg today and in my sleepiness thought it was a tick. I threw it off and I know it's going to happen again. I never learn.

HALP I HAVE A METALLIC RASH AND IT’S SPREADING VERY ARTISTICALLY

Just wanted to add that we’ll be doing ladies looking for ladies in the next week or two! (I wanted to try keeping the answers somewhat topically focused for each installment; definitely haven’t forgotten that not all women prefer dick.)

OMG my fave Friday post!!

See. As time passes, the old racists will naturally die off, and then there will be no more racists. We’re getting closer every day.