I recently read some fascinating interview with her where she made the guy eat haggis and talk about her chickens or something. 10/10

I dunno, I mean she’s so flawless. I’d want to hang with someone where I wouldn’t be too petrified to get tipsy and lose what little smooth I have.

Because I’d win him over with my personality and good looks? I need him drunk.

Louis CK because I’m a masochist who hates themselves and enjoys being sad.

EDIT: would also totally bone Louis CK

I like the way your brain works.

I am brimming with jealousy! I’ve met a jillion celebrities but never had the pleasure of meeting him, and he is my absolutely tops.

Bradley Cooper. Yeah, he’s an alcoholic. But I’d comfort him after he has drunken sex with me.

Carrie Fisher has stories. Have you ever watched the Dinner for Five episode with Fisher, Dinklage, Tracey Ullman, and Alec Baldwin? So good.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg, of course! But I’m glad the Dude’s whole bowling team cracked the top 10.

Make it so

Good one.

Theodore Roosevelt. That dude *does* (did) drink, and I'm sure he would be a lot more fun to hang out with than Robert Downey Jr.

No love for Meryl Streep, then? Or Sally Fields? I guess Melissa McCarthy doesn’t look like a fun beer buddy? Ian McKellan and/or Sir Patrick Stewart? Christopher Walken? Just me then? Okay.

The one. The only. Dame Judi Dench. Accept no drunken substitutes.

Peter Dinklage. And I don’t care if she doesn’t drink, I'd give my husband's left nut to have a coffee with Carrie Fisher.

Dave Grohl. No question.

I have the best answer: BETTY WHITE.

Bradley Cooper doesn’t drink either.

Patricia Clarkson.

I would like to drink beer with John Wayne.