Seriously I thought it was alien tentacles.

If they had gone with King-Burger, I'd be thinking of BonQuiQui the entire time...

I had friends who were going to take a whole new name when they finally got married. Last I heard, he was pushing for "Awesome" so that, when she finished grad school, she'd be "Dr. Awesome."

my last name is Success...the jokes are endless and I am kinda sad that when I get married my kids won't get my last name. It also dies because I have no brothers

omgggggg

Iris Apfel is GLORIOUS. That is all.

She’s fantastic. I’ll watch this movie, and then I’ll watch this again-

“We had a problem with Jackie...”

She is seriously the coolest lady. I hope to be as awesome and stylish as her when I'm older.

Very true! If she’s completely comfortable with what she wears, more power to her. Personally, I’ve just seen her in some stunning looks that I’d love to see translate more into her usual garb :)

Go with it, it's natural. I miss my maiden name, which needed id verification on Facebook because it was before people started listing Mary Boo-Boo Love Cannon as their names on the reg. Last name in question? Stalker. Simple and perfect.

You’re looking for a reason when there might not be one.

I don’t mind condoms at all, but I’m also super super paranoid about getting pregnant and I prefer not to have periods, which unfortunately condoms do not affect ;)

I loved that episode. As the place is burning down and people are running out of the store, Randy tells his kid “Save yourself Stan! I have to buy this.”

And there are those of us allergic to latex... It really sucks. I’m still experimenting on finding a latex-free brand that works for me. I’m recently single after a long term, monogamous relationship. I’m also on the pill to help regulate my ungodly heavy periods, but I always use condoms when I’m not in a…

I hate condoms. I hate the way they smell and feel.

Yes, ditching birth control can be great and all, but all these women are now back on condoms as their only method of prevention, which is neither infallible (nor fun).

I mean, it could be because they don’t think it will sell really well and so they don’t want to take up floor space with it until they know if it’s going to do well. But I feel like the lady could have alluded to that if that was the case...

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