HAHAHAHAH. I love you for this.

I love people who troll on the internet with elaborate fake narratives. I’m not even being sarcastic.

Absolutely! Add in the pretty dresses and tiny suits, and Easter is hands down the cutest holiday for children. Even more so than Halloween, IMO. So much squee.

One’s a goody basket, the other’s for egg hunting.

I’m sure some of the credit goes to her assistants...

Yeah, and it’s not much more than I had for my three kids and I’m totally not a crazy rich person. Just a crazy, middle class one whose mother taught her more is always more on holidays.

I do believe Clover posted this a couple days ago. Yes. That’s ok, though.

Yep, it’s obvious the candy is for more than one kid. Kim can’t even catch a break when she tries!

I have been watching my facebook news feed, and I am astonished by how much stuff kids get for Easter (which I had largely forgotten this year).

Yup. I used to love him, even had a bit of a crush TBH, but he's just turned into a horribly misogynistic, xenophobic piece of crap these days. It's sad.

Off topic, is that Ben Affleck in the second clip trying to get Bill Maher to see he’s an Islamophobic prick?

He was lying. Scientology.

Dawkins is like that too. And it pains me, because I love his books about science, evolution and “The God Delusion”, but the guy is a grade A asshole.

Oh hey Bill, so you’re just calling anyone with middle eastern heritage a terrorist now? I would say that’s awful, but I’ve engaged in namecalling in the past so I’m in no position to talk.

I used to like Maher. But he’s turned into a douche. Not the religion bashing stuff, he’s pretty fair there, but it’s the misogynistic shit that pisses me off. It’s a problem it seems with a lot of prominent atheists.

Have we ever seen Bill Maher and a blobfish on stage at the same time? WAKE UP, SHEEPLE.

I don’t know if he still does, but Maher used to say he was a libertarian, so he’s definitely not liberal as he thinks.

Look at this lil Bill O’Reilly wanna-be. It’s the only thing more pathetic than actually being Bill O’Reilly.

there are few people who make me more prone to frothing rage than that wet-faced hamster. I see him and I think he gives atheists a bad name because he’s so bigoted and misogynistic in a way that makes me realize he’s really not as liberal as he thinks he is. Fuck this fucking guy.

I knew you would be one of the greats. I called it.