I wonder what that makes Ted Cruz?

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman.” Translated: “Are you kidding me? I wouldn’t touch a human!”

Fess up you are ROLLING in that elusive Eileen Fisher money...aren't you!!!

Like she’d reveal information about her compatriots

THE STAIN ON MONICA’S DRESS WAS EXTRATERRESTRIAL SLIME

...what if ALL the Clintons are aliens?

Nope.

guys

If aliens were here, and this good at hiding, they wouldn't be showing up on crappy cell phone video or abducting hillbillies.

How did word of this get out? I smell a rat.

Ben. Call me.

Whore.

It's not that mature women aren't supposed to wear Eileen Fisher, it's that we're supposed to Go Away.

...do you happen to drive “a BMW :)“ paid for by your “lawyer husband :)“

Black hole sun

Not sure if trolling....or just incredibly dumb...

You are by far my favorite troll.

Yes. :-)

I bought 2 pairs of shoes for $10 each from Chico's a couple weeks back based on your tip and they are AWESOME.

Last posting, I bought the blue suede Topshop slippers. This time, I bought the cheetah pants. I am slowly but surely building a really chill, sneakily-fly summer outfit.