Again, my children born when I was 45 and 49. Nothing hard about it. Frozen donor embryos.

After reading all these comments, I now feel like a piece of old, useless shit because I don't have a kid at 33. I'm going to go cry now forever until I see my therapist in a week and a half. It's really fucked up, guys, to be talking about how people are too old even at age 30. Look, I don't really have a choice…

This! People seem to want to revoke my feminist card when I say bio is bio, but I don't see my friend's husband hiding in a closet during office hours to pump breast milk.

I've run too many NICU codes to be ok with this shit. I've watched too many infants die.

Your username had me laughing for a solid minute.

That black and white swimsuit is so hot. But unless it's got cups sewn in, I would look droopy as fuck and it would be aesthetically unpleasant.

I'm watching you!

I named my dog Scout.

C'mon. I had a roommate name her kid "Banjo" but I still love Mumford and Sons.

I thought the book was very important in that it portrayed innocence against deep hatred and racism, among other things. Too bad you think it is stupid.

so "Go Away" is now Harper Lee's second published work?

I can't. I won't.

Done. I'll be using "whisperdick" in every possible situation.

Rock Me Obmbre Jesus.

NO! I don't need to sniff my hand after we shake. I am judging you already based on the strength and enthusiasm you put behind your shake. Handshakes are how I judge character.

Compared to that beast, this is the tree she's looking for.

I will usually wash my hands very soon thereafter. You never know what someone's bathroom habits are and why take a chance?