some of the pics are priceless

Because there must be some context in which a red-lipsticked nurse is about to blow her patient, and is impressed by his dick size?

"...which had already birthed three children."...

once I was out with my friends and they were talking about big dicks and I blurted out that I wasn't a fan and that I once tried to screw a guy with a big dick and it didn't fit. Then everyone laughed and one woman who was kind of the bitchy one said that MrPony must have a small package. That pissed me off and I…

C'mon Jezebel. Having kids does not make your vagina huge.

So... he's single now?

Adulto is Ed Sheeran, Karlie is way too self-composed.

YOU WANNA FIGHT?

Mark, I love you buddy but there is only one bubblegum princess and no doubt she would not be pleased to be compared to a pop starlet.

Conspiracy theory: Adultosaur was Taylor all along.

Mark.... Two things.

I'm glad to hear it is amazing for someone else and I'm not just making things up! I didn't expect much of a difference but was pleasantly pleased with the change :)

I love him like a little brother. I am oddly worried that he looks like a muppet in the lede image. Also his behavior.

Is it just absolutely pointless at this point? I'm pregnant, I'm trying to eat well, but I'm assuming my baby going to come out with one of those soda rings around her ankle and a belly full of micro beads.

And mercury

The greatest username.

i only starred this comment for your username

So we can actually eat tuna flambe with no chance of mosquitos? I'm down with this.