Just emotionally.

I bet you'd like Velvet Orchid then for sure! You could get your sexy fix while having something fresher. It's definitely the younger sister to Black Orchid and is more honeyed, fresh, creamy, and leathery in a warm way. I think it'd be worth trying out a decant or a sample. Definitely different enough from Black…

is she 12??

You are not an asshole. Just you wear a high-sillage perfume like me, and are thereby likely considered an asshole by the many people who are sensitive to that ;) As I said down-thread, because TF is so sexual and so high-sillage, they're just polarizing fragrances. A lot of people think they don't like Black…

I actually do feel sexier when I am in my car. I think it's because I am a bad ass driver. My next car purchase will reflect this alter ego.

People go places! Crazy, isn't it?

Who the fuck is Adelle Waldman, because she just drove past my gas station.

I WOULD LIKE MORE NICOLE CLIFFE IN TWEETBEAT, PLEASE.

I have never understood the appeal of Perez Hilton's childish scribblings.

is that what Lindsey calls a community service??

(i) Tom Ford SAs are the actual shit.

The one on the right looks like she thinks she's better than me.

Eyebrow-related question for resident Jezzies:

Suh-wiiiiiiiiiiiing and a miss. They didn't get the records through the legal processes required by the courts as a result of her filing suit. They just said "whelp, we have access to these so we'll be looking at all of them on our own terms, thanks very much" and walked off with them. That's a crucial distinction.

So very envious of people who can do eyeliner/eye makeup that well. It's SO PRETTY and I'm hopeless. Tangent: I thought Viktor & Rolf's Flowerbomb (my fav fragrance) was expensive at around $80+ for an ounce... but damn.

It's arched for the gods.

they should be ashamed. God damn it. Same story every time.

Aside from people like Ann Coulter who I already knew, the nicest was Rush Limbaugh. Not only was he extremely nice, but very humble.

As Pearl walks me through the product line she keeps referring to Mr. Ford, which really does the psychological trick of making me feel like he was in on this this whole undertaking.

I weep at the perfection of that liner.