Wait there are nonalcoholic hot toddies?

Leave the sewin to the women

But there's lots of lentils in Sondheim.

I read that quote hearing her voice in my head. It was awesome.

Oh yeah? Llamas are "over"?

Lies and DUPLICITY. Also I used some Jean Naté body lotion when I was like 6 and had the mumps or some other Standard Kid Ailment and that shit gave me a HORRIBLE RASH.

i believe Cher it will happen.

Oh, I thought that was just a general love for llamas, not a throwback to a meme that was popular for a couple of hours before everybody started freaking out about a dress. I think llamas have always been a little bit of a thing. Like the DMX llama vine and this fabulous llama.

Piers Morgan's commitment to being the worst is kind of admirable, in a way.

Can we just let viral news live where it is? Do we have to recreate it daily for a week? The llama thing was funny for the 30 minutes that the world collectively came together to be distracted by the llama. It's not funny after that. Stop bringing llamas on your lame ass TV show. Llamas are over, you slept on it.

...you CAN?

you can't put booze in tea? what kind of dumb rule is that?

I wish you could put booze in tea, tea is ALL I drink in the winter. And the summer. I really like tea.

The twist is that the author of this e-mail was Tyler the entire time (spoiler alert).

Come on — they'll both have a good laugh about this at the I-bank in 5 years after they've just closed the big merger that will put 16,000 people out of work....

And, on that infamous evening in New England, as the snow banks stood massive and the tears of hipsters everywhere fell as they watched the power they had habituated to receiving from whipping out their iDevices and typing furiously upon their single star...

Yelp is less than useless. They're shady and people abuse the hell out of how much power Yelp has over small businesses. Burger King doesn't give a shit if a location has bad Yelp reviews, but it can kill a small family owned restaurant. These people deserve the douchebag crown for pulling out the "negative Yelp…

Anything that can make Yelp useless, I'm behind 100% When you can be a shit dick in a restaurant and still get treated like royalty because you might leave a bad Yelp review, there are some problems.

I live in Boston and I will be going to this place now. That's awesome.