I recently had a glass of 20 year old single malt Scotch. Worked every bit as well as nitrous. (I am such a lightweight drinker, and this stuff was goooooood!)

And it's sort of funny here. It's like the Mr. and me are having a competition of who hurts worse.

Our state has a database of drs who routinely prescribe narcotics. One too many rxs gets a doc investigated, no matter that the doc is a dermatologist or orthopedic surgeon. Addition is no laughing matter, but keeping patients in pain unnecessarily is a big deal too.

Yeah, dude, I was ten minutes behind you. You're all good. Cheers!

I've been saying this! I really think it was. Now I would feel weird admitting I watched a show like that, but back then everyone loved In Living Color, Roundhouse, Martin, Fresh Prince, etc.

HEY y'all, fashion advice? My life is going to shit so I'm going to try and solve the most trivial problem on my plate this weekend.

I am a night grinder. They told me to "avoid stress." Ahahaha ha ha ha ha! GL!

Ok I need some advice or maybe support?

I know I can't help but man do I understand your words.

Im having another exinstential crisis. I think I need to get out of LA again and move back to my shitty midwestern hometown for a month to get some medical care that I wouldnt otherwise have and get some TLC from some friends. But I dont know what to do after that. I dont know what to do with my life. I want to go…

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The worst thing is that the pit bull is the only one who gets punished in these situations, and not the fuckers who are in charge of training it!

Is it too early to drink wine ??? (It's 4:30 West Coast time) Like, by the time I get up and get a glass and a cork screw and pour it it's going to be like, 4:35. Which is almost 5.

She is ADORABLE. As to what's normal? Having had my share of puppies - mostly nothing, except that they will pee and poop a lot.

TIL: I need to deal with my ptsd by pretty much ignoring the root of it. It's this little wad of scar tissue and inside it is raw and sensitive and touching it is excruciating and I just shouldn't. I need to go back to skirting around days and topics, because I am freaking the fuck out after writing something just for…

LLAP

best wedding entrance ever

I got my puppy this week! This is my first time having a dog so I'm still trying to figure out what's normal with puppies in terms of behavior and training and stuff like that, but I think she's doing fine. Now I'm that person that takes a million pictures and videos of their dog, so I'll share some with you guys…

Was TV more progressive and inclusive in the 90s than now, 20 years later? For instance, the idea of NBC airing a sitcom set at an HBCU on Thursday night at 730 central is unfathomable to me today.

I'm very excited! I just learned that I'm having a baby boy after thinking it was a girl:)

Come rant at me if you've have a shitty week. I'll be here with the TSwift gifs, spending my day studying agronomy.