Not THOSE zombies, specifically. But probably them, too.

Not to mention that once you get rid of that pesky, unattractive double chin you might not even be able to crack a smile in happiness?

4/5 doctors agree that a completely see though chin (whoops!) makes you appear thinner and more attractive. To zombies.

“....it can also destroy other types of cells, such as skin cells, if it is inadvertently injected into the skin.”

Fair enough, I agree there’s been a long history of anti-science writing on Jez, harkening back to some pretty controversial articles about homeopathy four or five years ago.

I have a hard time with calling another person “trashy.”

I’m not sure how you are getting the anti-chemical trope from this article. From my perspective, it’s more like, meh, “chemicals.” She specifically says she doesn’t care and it’s not a big deal.

....are perfectly fine. Because everyone knows birthday calories work in reverse.

“....and we’ll see how long it takes smoke to come out your mouth.”

Solidarity on the almond milk.

Apparently, she’s fluctuating between a coma and twitter.

I think this makes absolute sense.

Only 22 comments so far on this story? WTF.

No, don’t redact it. :) I wasn’t actually talking about your comment.

She said, as if Eric Stoltz isn’t amphibious.

Right after that tweet, Lynch threw his phone in the pool, stared at it sinking for an uncomfortably long time and went to have lunch in Pacoima with a silent movie cowboy.

This is both hilarious and highly accurate.

Good luck, I know this is probably really tough to sort out.

I think that would be great! And crazy!

Ha, thanks! We are just as happy as the first few months. :)