Ah, yeah, I can completely understand why that would make you feel anxious. And honestly, if I have a friend who doesn’t get back to me for ages, I wonder if I’ve done something to offend them. So even with that mindset, I still sometimes am a bad friend in that respect.

Eeee! That’s so exciting!

ALSO, just a PS, but you might have my all time favorite internet handle.

You’re welcome! I didn’t see that it was a new relationship when I first replied. :)

That would be so rad. I’ve got two good IRL friends I met through Jez that way. Ah, the good old days. :)

I think I might be your friend. :)

Attraction is important. In my opinion, just as important as sharing the same interests or getting each others’ sense of humor.

We used to have the ability to message each other, but that died with Kinja 1.0.

I was long distance (London and Los Angeles) with my husband when we first got together. It was long-distance for nearly two years. Because my job was way more flexible, I’d go out to see him every 90 days or so and stay as long as I could (sometimes a long weekend, other times two months!) so it was very…

Nordstrom has a line called Kut from the Kloth that has very high and mid-high rise in a variety of leg opening styles (skinny, boyfriend, trouser and bootcut) and they are NOT mom jeans. They are real denim with a tiny bit of spandex and they have a variety of not-ridiculous washes and finishes. They go up to around…

Oy vey. First off, I’m sorry you had a breakup, that sucks and there’s never a good time for that or an easy way to move on. It just takes time.

Especially then.

That perfectly follows the linear progression of Gaysian’s comments.

Don’t show yourself out...come sit next to me. That was good!

Nothing really great rhymes with distracted with yellow, though.

So, that first picture looks photo-shopped in the after. Just a leeeetle beeeeet.

That is one of the creepiest things I’ve ever seen. And I’m not creeped out easily. Congratulations.

“....Narp?”

I’m 110% sure Sandra Lee made a lovely angel food cake out of that poop + a Duncan Hines mix.

Well, in fairness, I don’t think they WOULD cave if she didn’t have thousands upon thousands of idiots who follow her and think she’s right about all this shit.