I’m with you on this. My parents were hippies and I wasn’t really allowed to eat things like cereal with sugar in it or Hostess stuff or Kraft Mac n Cheese. So when I went off to college, I had a solid 6 month binge of all the stuff my friends raved about. I was really disappointed.

How can boring, tasteless, showy dresses appeal to anyone?

This is just so profoundly weird.

God i’m old.

I believe you were!

Wrong album, but TOTALLY RIGHT IDEA.

1) Katy Perry looks very different at sunrise.

I want you to know that if my comment got crickets from the youths, I still knew you’d show up and know what the fuck I was talking about!

“Daddy, what’s Jezebel? And what’s posting? You didn’t just think a thought and it showed up on your brain stem implant feed?”

This is EXACTLY what I thought of when I was trying to figure out what bothered me so much about this story when it broke.

Does anyone remember Ministry’s 1988 album Land of Rape and Honey?

YES. I’m so proud of you.

In fairness, this week he also said that he prefers to look at women who are natural.

Sadly, no. Because vodka is made by Russians. And Russians go to hell for being communists and for making vodka.

Also true science fact, it’s a real cherry up there. You can just get it back by joining a church and praying real hard and eating cherry pits. A lot.

I like a respectful disagreeing comment, thank you! :)

Everyone knows that once you start training for a marathon, your uterus dissolves in tandem with your calf muscle development. It’s basic biology.

I think Spurlock did start a kind of national conversation about fast food that we weren’t really having at that time. And I do think there were people who didn’t really think about what eating that food every day would do. Was it sensationalized and overwrought? Yeah, but that was the point.

Maybe that’s for the best...that late in the day and it’ll just keep you up all night.

I think by the time I emailed support they were already aware of it and working on it, if I remember correctly. It just was...not a good feeling. I fully expected to be inundated with creepy emails but that didn’t happen, thankfully!