I don't want to get ahead of myself, but it seems like I have a friend in Jesus.

I didn't think there was a way to miss the Rock Me Obmbre Jesus locks.

I think that handshake smells like accelerant and fear.

THIS. This. A thousand times, this.

I think it is referential to the phrase, "Handshake like a cold fish." But I don't think that's a phrase that is wildly popular anymore.

This is what marriage and partnership should be and I'm really glad you have someone who not only loves you but is a good person.

Thank you, Jesus!

This is what I like in a man....Balls that are deep underground and threaten the stability of nearby structure foundations.

"....was just too big for her vagina, which had already birthed three children."

I didn't expect anything, either! But it's one of the few things that really works (TM.)

At this point, I feel like it's some kind of statement of defiance that she's still kept in the greys.

Mico-beaded devil mermaids, I think you mean.

I think what we really need is a scientific report about whether or not fish scales are getting softer and more supple and less prone to lines than they were before.

This is exactly what I was thinking. You almost have to have the right brush head more than anything with the clarisonic. And that radiance brush is amazing.

Apparently, you can't go low carb in prison.

And maybe a little bit of left over BPA and teflon, but who's counting?

I think he can absolutely be a total dick, but I think he's very smart and seems a little...damaged by his experiences with fame. I'm continually surprised at how much empathy I have for him.

At this age, hair is a lovely touch.

There's a good story there, that shall remain a mystery. But I like thinking about it.

"Dubai peeps!"