Good, I'm glad I'm not an asshole! :)

Have you ever considered a brow gel? They make some great tinted gels (Laura Mercier makes my favorite because the colors seem to work on a large variety of people and it doesn't look like you have put anything on them. It's almost imperceptible.) You could experiment with a shade or two lighter than your brows and…

I love Black Orchid, too. I was thrilled when they brought back the body lotion because on me, a tiny bit of muted fragrance goes a long way. I've been wearing that for 10 years, but I only wear it a few times a year because it's special.

Yes. And they aren't worth the glass they're poured into.

Cut it with big scissors!

Excellent point.

Tea, whisky and lemon is pretty much how I've gotten through every sore throat I've ever had (after the legal age, naturally.)

There's no LENTILS!...there's no LENTILS! in Disney!!

Yes, but...do you BEEEE-LEEEEEIIIIIVEEEEE?

And yet...alpaca escapades never get old.

Ha, yes lies and duplicity!

Ooh, Jean Nate! Perfection. I just remembered the perfume in question was Tatiana by Diane Von Furstenberg. I'd totally forgotten it til just now. It smelled awful. Kind of like lies.

I have a friend in Detroit who brag-texts me pictures of this particular dish before and after she finishes it. At first, I refused to believe it was real.

Thanks for your solidarity, can we use a perfume based accelerant, please?

That you know of!!

A great "largely" flattering dupe for Black Honey is Lipstick Queen's Medieval.

Yes! That is the emperor's new clothes of blushes.

Clearly you never had an evil stepmother.....

Listen, I want my Cinderella clothing made by adorable rodents and birds who are crack tailors.

Okay, for me that was a two-fer chuckle because I laughed at your joke AND I just "got" your username for the very first time.