I'd want to bleach the back of it so that everyone gets a chance at the whole "experience" coming or going.

Reader? I'm pretty convinced I've seen her handiwork here as a writer.

Ouch, I'm sorry you are both going through this.

It's never too early for wine. I'm about to pour some myself and I'm also on the west coast. I've been thinking about pouring some since noon.

I'm so sorry. That's so sad. Poor Lexi and her family. :(

I honestly didn't think you got that, no.

Ship them off at the first eye roll, I say!

I don't understand why we need duplicate articles. I don't remember this happening with regularity until recently. What's UP??

I think there is an island you can send them to when they turn 14. Or is that just a disappointing rumor?

I love how the "oh no, chemicals, lol!" crowd don't understand the actual toxicity level of said chemicals or the fact that "safe" chemicals don't automatically cross species barriers.

But what I REALLY want to know is....are there silly jokes on the stick?

That is EXACTY what I'm imagining. Which is why I'm smiling.

I can't stop smiling.

It's like a command. Not a treat.

Literally poor. Now.

Wait, you mean that doesn't work? Well, fuck I have wasted a lot of milk.

Hint: It aint love.

I think you look great, Katie. And I love the polka dots and black skinnies.

At my wedding, I had my dad and stepdad both walk me down the aisle. My dad wasn't too thrilled at first, but ITWASMYDAYDAMMIT.

I've always felt strongly* that whomever dies first will play the other in the Lifetime biopic.