This is what happens when there's a picture first in an article. I blame everything except my brain!

So, of course, I hate her, because I am a bitter and resentful of beautiful people who seem to succeed at being really fucking decent.

I think I fell for that same butter dish, too!

No, you didn't! You looked appropriate for an interview.

Oh no! Sorry about your mom. Lady, I emailed you. Look for it!

I'm glad I'm not alone, but we should've known!

As usual, you're so right. :)

I haven't had my coffee yet and at first glance I was like, "Well they have the same name and extremely similar backgrou....oh wait."

I guess innuendo became defamation?

Oh stop. Staaahhhp! You're the furthest thing from humorless!

It's just SOOO SAD.

Only Republicans would simultaneously want to grind homeland security to a halt and spy on food stamp recipients.

Ignoring ALL 23 of his requests?

Maybe in your world pointing out the obvious is a form of "not helping" however where I'm from that's called accepting what is.

I think 1) that's good advice and 2) this has the makings of a really good horror film.

Well, he was hot. So, no.

I think the hair is a trap. Literally. Like, a snare.

It was a stranger, yes. I was working on a night shoot last night and I was just getting started waiting so I sat there outside and looked on Jez and stuff. There was some guy sitting next to me and I did my yelp laugh which startled the fuck out of him.

Heh heh. This made me laugh so loudly I scared someone next to me.

NO. I am strictly about the wine. But I like the way you drink, has to be said.