It's not for the faint of heart, that's for sure.

I sure hope not! :(

"I am just having the kind of day that only drinking with divas would help."

Wait. Did we just go back in time? To when Durst and/or Seinfeld was relevant?

And life wouldn't be worth living, imo.

Um. Excuse me. Am I invisible? Pass it over.

Wait. What did your dream brunch consist of BEFORE you threw it all out for Gaga and Joan Collins?

RE: Joyce Carol Oates. I hate this kind of bullshit 7th grade equation.

Oh. Wow. If you're being sarcastic 10/10. If not, you need to burn your Sheryl Crow CDs stat. And possibly stop taking Carl Jung so seriously.

No, you didn't put me on the defense. I was just explaining, in case it wasn't clear. I hear what you're saying.

To be clear, I wasn't defending her comments, just explaining what she actually said.

I really, really want to know what that guy thought he was saying when he used the word "linguines" though.

Yep. And the best thing was that I could see it all happening in her face as she was talking. Like, 173 emotions and realizations in 3 seconds.

What about the mermen? I think they're still around.

Not for about 8 years.

She was specifically saying that every taxpayer in the US was given birth to by a woman. Admittedly, it was worded strangely but that was her point.

No, what she was saying was that every taxpayer in the US was given birth to by a woman.

Co-signed. I always envision someone with one black shoe and a bare foot or one lip filled in and the other bare.

My best friend had her son about 8 years ago during an unfortunate cargo pants "moment" that was going on in retail stores.

If you mean the navy, I think it disappears for a while because it's not in as much of a production run as the other colors.