I love this apology.

It's kind of a weird marketing choice, I've always thought. Ah, well.

3) That's my way.

They are absolutely the worst, it's true! I think I heard someplace that over 35% of their makeup products are limited edition, which is really high.

Happy Birthday!!

It was a Chanel lipstick. #138 Framboise Neon

Thanks, friend. I'll try to find something to cling to in order to carry on.

RE: That UD liner. They have (imo) one of the best brown liners on the market. It's not too red and it's not too yellow, it's juuust right. It reads dark enough for definition but it's perfect for this who can't pull off a jet black liner or who want a more subtle look.

It's like a slap bracelet/roller combo.

Oh, I don't mind. I'll wear my vince sweats and every third second I can pull them up. Glam!

My life is hard. So hard.

It's okay. Sigh.

I actually have those sweatpants in another color and they stretch out and slide down, so consider yourself as just having saved $29.95 of heartache.

I read your first two sentences and immediately though you were wearing the VS bathing suit to the wedding. Disappointed.

Thin Mints eaten fresh out of the freezer (one of those packets is one serving, yes?) is my kryptonite. I haven't eaten them since the late 90s because I'm scared I'll go on a bender I can't recover from.

I do get you, little lemming, I do!

Ah! That was my first instinct, that it was one of his roles as god.

Sad and perfect all at the same time.

Dammit. I don't get this joke. I'm sure the minute you explain it to me, I'll feel stupid, though.

Her tightly, yet gently bound hands.