Oh, Johnny. Johnny.

His follow up question was, undoubtedly, "What I really want to know is...which one is the man?"

Or even just maybe obsession with someone else's life? I dunno, but it's not exactly the territory of the secure or well adjusted, is it?

That's very true. When I lived in England, these were kind of like the standard roadside traveler's diner. Open late, all that. A dubious choice of logo, one that looks like purposeful vomiting.

Yes. Yes, it is.

Thanks for giving away the Terminator: Genysis plot.

It took me an embarrassing amount of time to figure out your intention with that gif. I kept thinking,"Why would people put icing on pancakes. That's just a lot of sugar."

It's interesting that nobody in that picture is actually looking at the smut.

Mmmhmm. This is why we can't talk.

I told you not to get that car. But noooo.

I'm constantly mixing up dicks and peppers. Hazardous defined.

Sure! I think I can fit you in Tuesdays and Sundays. We'll pretend your "dad" has you the rest of the week.

I never loved tofu. But NOW....

"...How I would have explained it God only knows."

Ohhhh, god. I forgot the context of him talking about it being about the dog! How did I forget that?!

As I clicked on this article, I thought it was going to be about Schwyzer.

Now that you mention it....it allllllmost seems like....

The Troubled Timeline of the life of a young person who might not get to have a life at all seems....wrong.

Couldn't agree more.