speaking of deeply f’ed up premises (premii?) does anyone remember, the swan:

As someone who gets upwards of 100 emails a day at work, let me just say...

GAAAAAHH!! I am so tired of waiting for this movie to get here already! Be. Here NOW.

I have pink hair and I work in bank compliance in DC. Go for it!

Laughed at this for a solid five minutes. Thank you.

It only takes one senator to say, “fuck it, I’m out” and then the dam breaks. Who that senator could be is still unclear, but my guess is the cracks are showing.

I’m a 35yo professional who mostly works remotely and has always had dark virgin hair. I figured now was the time to experiment, and I went as platinum as I could get!

Eh, im2a 44 yr old Global Manager for an international corporation, aind i have a whole head of bright blue hair. Go for it!

Here’s why this meeting is a BFD-it’s basically the starting point of everything

Yes! and not just inherent bias, but inherent racial fear that quickly escalates to active panic. Pretty sure most people do not make good life-or-death decisions when plagued by fear and panic. If you can’t encounter a person of color in your law enforcement job without freaking the fuck out, then don’t take the…

I have a government job, so why not

Without killing anyone, how do I do my job terribly enough that people will pay me 50,000 to leave?

Do whatever you want! Last year I (mom to two kids) decided to get a side undercut and while I was researching it I read a comment that went like “oh, this is SO 2011, now even moms are doing it, it’s so overused”, like we’re trash for wanting to try something. Fuck these people. These hair trends are out there and…

GO FOR IIIIIIIIIIT.

And OJ might get out of jail right in time to give him some advice.

Looks like they’re Russian out of excuses.

You know what guys? I’m starting to think maybe “Guns for everybody” may not be the best idea.

That ... ... whatever she’s wearing... toroughly not OSHA-compliant for a construction site.