If they’re trying to convince me that he doesn’t have Alzheimer’s and the only person who can manage him is his daughter, they’re failing. Miserably.

New rule: if you can’t follow a simple set of rules outlined in the most important of your religious documents, then you can’t force your employees to follow an obscure ‘rule’ that you gerrymandered into your religious beliefs through logical contortions and pseudoscience. K?

The car didn’t have TRUMP emblazoned on it, so how was he supposed to know it was his? Everybody knows the presidential seal means it’s Obama’s car...

Dementia. Like when he suddenly left the room when he was supposed to address the press.

That was a major senior moment. Scary.

That bit of video: did he forget he was president for a minute, there? I wish I could forget he’s president.

Seriously. The Nazis weren’t “terrorists”—they were the actual government. And if you replaced every “Islamic” with “Jewish” in his little Facebook screed, you’d pretty much have *exactly* the official policy and rhetoric that led to Auschwitz in the first place.

I seriously could have done without the flimsy romantic (if you can call it that) hookup (can call it that, at least). It was shoehorned in, and it would have made more sense to fight for the world of men based on the other, platonic kind of love: the camaraderie between Diana and her merry band of man-sidekicks. The…

Remember when Obama was deemed unpresidential for wearing a tan suit? Or the time he saluted a soldier guarding Air Force One while he had a beverage in his hand? And yet Trump can do whatever bullshit he wants and deplorables and Fox News just say he’s telling it like it is.

The uber rich, police commissioners, journalists...this shit sounds like a party at Wayne Manor. How come the Joker never crashes these types of events IRL?

Obama, Dubya, Clinton, Bush, Reagan, Carter, Ford, Nixon, LBJ...every president in my lifetime would have easily kicked the living hell out of pudgy Daffy Don in thirty seconds or less. That jowly, meaty-breasted, dough-bellied wide-rumped weirdo would go down like a bag of mashed potatoes after one solid shot,…

I saw a tweet this morning that said, “remember when Bill Clinton was deemed unpresidential for playing saxophone on TV?”

I’m pretty sure Angela Merkel is considered the ‘leader of the free world’ these days. That’s what people are saying anyway. Just what I heard.

And the topper in this is that he appointed Linda McMahon, the producer of WWE to be director of the Small Business Administration.

I’m to the point where the only thing I found surprising about this is that he’s figured out how to embed a video in a tweet.

Also she’s a dead ringer for Ivanka.

On the next one? The next one?! Why wasn’t the last one the last one?

Also, the Rock and Jason Statham should kiss.

I like money and will take it from almost anyone offering. My questions is the logistics. How do you get the cake from CO to MA? Or do you fly out the bakers to make it near the wedding? I can’t imagine a wedding cake surviving a journey over 1,000 miles away.

In the 1980s, Richard Posner wrote ‘Amusing Ourselves To Death’, in which he suggested that, with the rise of TV (this was pre-Internet), the U.S. was in much more danger of tyranny via the path of ‘Brave New World’ than it was from a ‘1984' scenario. His point was that ‘1984' required a condition where a dictator…