I thought that was weird too, but I think it’s a clue that somewhere there’s a Democratic President right now. We just have to get to that timeline.

“It’s all ball bearings nowadays!” says Chevy Chase, appearing to be an amalgam of both the Trumpling sons.

This terrorist only got 4 years in prison? He wasn’t pulled over by a cop and shot point blank four or five times? Huh.

Take your microcoloniast mindset and shove it. Some people are horrified by people eating any meat, others aren’t. You can disagree without being an asshole and if you think you are couching your racism, you aren’t.

Comic Sans isn’t a typeface. It’s a war crime.

If Snippy Spice is really getting a promotion (which is how the WH seems to be spinning it), this will be a charming example of a mediocre white guy failing upwards.

Why aren’t the NRA folks rioting over this? A responsible gun owner did everything you’re supposed to do but was killed.

I just hate how she herself really isn’t okay with the words “fat” or “plus size.” It’s all “curvalicious.” Like, we’re fat, we’re plus size, you don’t need to keep making those feel like dirty words.

See, the Democrats need to be strategic and hit where the Republicans are weakest and most vulnerable. With a motherfucker like Paul Ryan, that’s clearly “Leg Day”

Church stops telling people who and how to fuck, people will stop bring their fucking-related issues to church.

Whenever I hear a Republican these days, all I can hear is Weston in C.S. Lewis’ Perelandra:

I went through resistance training (POW interrogation stuff) when I was in the military and one of the things they taught us was if we were ever forced to issue a public confession under threat of torture to make up the wackiest ass story we could possibly get away with as a signal that we were under duress. This…

Their inability to figure out the “Witch hunt/trial” metaphor is baffling. I’m starting to feel like I was the only one who was forced to read The Crucible three different times before I could get my fucking diploma.

Goebbels is German for Bannon.

And here I thought that Shakespeare guy is doing an amazing job and getting recognized more and more.

Plus she’s black, just like Ben Carson. The blacks know the urbans.

I’d venture that it’d be more unusual for a world leader who DOESN’T mock Trump. I bet even Putin goofs on the dumbass.

Wait- isn’t there an epilogue at the end of the book where basically some academics in the future are talking about what happened to Offred? That her memoirs are available because she was smuggled to safety?

Jeff Sessions is caught stonewallin’. That said, he’ll never be caught dead at Stonewall In’

If we hurt his feelings enough, will he cancel his US visit?