Were I a mother with young children, I might be hesitant to bring children to a beach in which loads of women were topless.

I think John McCain already thinks he’s president.

My reaction went from “where is he going with this dumb shit” to “Oh no, someone needs to get pawpaw home. He gets confused when he hasn’t had his soup.”

I’m still no fan of Comey, but I was impressed by his restraint with McCain. I would’ve probably said something like “What are you even talking about right now?”

Meanwhile, McCain appears to be having a stroke. He’s conflating the Clinton e-mail investigation with the Trump Russia investigation as if they’re part of the same story. His line of questioning is totally non linear, like he’s not quite sure why he’s there.

where. is. the. pee. tape....!!!!!!!!!!!

...Dafuq

Abso-fucking-lutely. Well played, Comey!

Watch if he’s asked about the tapes. If he says he hasn’t seen it, he hasn’t seen it. If he says he can’t comment and that you should not read anything into his refusal to comment....read things into his refusal to comment.

Comey is amazing. He managed to get the word hookers off that dossier into public record by way of writing what Trump said to him. Brillz! He’s basically begging to be asked about it and legitimize it further.

One of my local schools, which is pretty rough, was pondering the idea of uniforms. At a school board meeting, one of the security guards got up to speak and said [paraphrased] “I’d appreciate if you didn’t make every perp look the same on our low-def video cameras.”

You are all being ridiculous and it’s embarrassing.

It’s the 21st Century, we don’t accuse our politicians of being witches, we accuse them of being inter-dimensional, shape-shifting, subterranean lizard people.

I SAW STEVE BANNON WITH THE DEVIL!

I don’t mind kicking us off. I SAW DONALD TRUMP WITH THE DEVIL! I SAW GOODY IVANKA WITH THE DEVIL! I SAW STEVE BANNON WITH THE DEVIL!

We need to start conducting this witch hunt properly—we’ll throw Trump in a lake and, if he drowns, he’s innocent.

I’ve shared before, but I was out at a bar in NE DC with friends and as soon as Trump won Ohio a group of college students started doing Nazi salutes and cheering. Fun fact? These were Gallaudet students, so they are all hearing impaired. Pretty sure neither Trump nor Hitler respected the deaf. Obviously wenleft the…

If I wanted to sleep at an Applebee’s, I would just sleep at an Applebee’s.

But it will have an overactive ICE machine.

This might be an unpopular opinion, but stereotypes are often based on a grain of truth. There are a lot of black people where, if you poison their children, they won’t think it’s fair to tell them they have to pay for the poison. Oh wait, not just black people, people in general are like that. Well, whatever.

Hypothetically, as mayor could Khan refuse to commit City of London resources to Trump’s protection and logistics, thus making it impossible for him to visit? I doubt May could compel him to do it, and he has good reason not to spend taxpayer money on this buffoon.