Ikr?

I assumed that’s because Trump thought it was law at that point. No seriously he probably did.

Boy, this Addams Family reboot looks terrible!

This Lord of The Flies cosplay was poorly organized and not very well thought out at all. I give it......1 feral young person out of 5

For the last 8 years we had sane and capable president. Now we have a cranky toddler in charge of the military. Kim acting crazy is a lot scarier when the man baby in charge is dumb as fuck.

Good for her! Shame the whole class didn’t attend. I’d love to see video of Pence there with no one to listen to him.

I’d assume the parents were fine with it. The degrees are already in the bag.

Every senior staff member is trapped on that plane for 12+ hours while all this news breaks and they cannot do shit about it.

Off topic but I have to thank you for your work. I was hospitalized for a week for a hysterectomy andthe only nurse who gave a damn about doing a good job was the traveling nurse. Since I can’t thank her, I’ll thank you.

jesus that’s sad.

Does he get a place mat that he can color on too?

Apparently, they’re on it:

I am totally having a forced convo with my 19 year old son every night, making sure he is following this. This is history. This is “where were you when Kennedy died” and “where were you on 9/11" level stuff.

Can we just skip the impeachment and annul this presidency? I’d say we could just abort it, but we’re in the second trimester, and Paul Ryan is going to make sure we carry it to term, even if it kills us.

Aww, I liked O.G. Becky. She was so normal looking! I always thought Sarah Chalke was too conventionally pretty for the part.

So, basically Trump is like the person in high school who goes and tells the gossip of a friend to the “cool kids”he’s trying to impress. So, now his friend hates him and the cool kids he’s trying to impress still talk shit about him behind his back. But, he thinks he’s like totally IN with the cool kids. I mean they…

Can you imagine if Obama had shared info with the Russians?

I have been asking Director Comey & others, from the beginning of my administration, to find the LEAKERS in the intelligence community.....