I kind of get it — it’s like the preponderance of expensive and/or customized cars in otherwise poor-ish neighborhoods. At a certain point, why sock away money for a down payment that will never be enough? Spend it on something attainable instead, something that will give you momentary pleasure instead of endless…

#notallmillenials. And like avocado toast, not buying lipstick isn’t going to make you immediately able to buy a house. Houses in the city I live in average around half a million dollars, rents are 3x what they were when I moved here 6 years ago, and we’re all going to be dead in 3 years anyways. If buying a lip kit…

It traveled 800 kilometers (500 miles) and acquired an altitude of 2,000 kilometers (1,240 miles).

All the other world leaders are playing chess, Trump just bought a dog and named it Checkers.

Thank goodness no one in DC needs a military strike as a distraction right about now!

Did you happen to catch Twitter COO’s response?

For some reason hearing Trump describe himself as “a very active President with lots of things happening” makes me think of the way that people describe retirement home residents.

Because men being afraid to hire hookers to piss on them is one of the main things stopping America from being great again.

Third option: his supporters would say it’s about damn time we had a President with the courage to hire hookers to piss on him.

Pence only eats Mother’s pie.

Are we sure it wasn’t Russian dressing??

this is the most forgettable song of 2017

Obligatory.

I don’t know, but I’m looking forward to see what they do with that Staten Island Hooters basement. It’s going to be great walking through there with a plate of wings.

Did Kushner & Kellyanne Conway get one too?

If they really care about women, why not one that can double as a shower-time dildo?

I look forward to the day when I’m not considered less-than simply because of the viscous gooey residue preventing my cap from fully closing.

All the bottles are still white, tho.

I’d say not voting in the open racist and fascist is a pretty good victory for democracy.

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