Reposting from another article:

That’s a pretty nice compliment, or not, because I was trying to write it badly. So either I failed at bad writing, or I’m such a good writer that I can’t even try to write badly.

Smoker here: never liked smoking inside. Ever. I used to smoke in my cars, but even that bothers me now (well that and my window has been broken for a year).

Believe me, nobody wanted Hillary to win more than Donald Trump.

True story, some of the biggest pro-Trump FB pages that weren’t run by Russian operatives and bored Eastern European adolescents were run by MLM scammers looking to make another quick buck on ad revenue.

🎶 Just another dick and a wall 🎶

Well if there is a (relatively) sizable portion of the population that genuinely thinks neither is a good option then I expect Le Pen to win. If we’re ya know drawing comparisons.

There’s two things wypipo hate:

I have to think that big red swath of Trumpland down south has some might unhealthy folks that are going to be directly affected by this stuff.

If we tell TrumPutin the program was started by Andrew Jackson, will he let it continue?

This wasn’t even the craziest interview Trump gave that is making the rounds today - he sat with the Washington Examiner and wondered, out loud, why the Civil War wasn’t resolved diplomatically. He championed one Andrew Jackson, the super petty/racist/evil douche who was “really angry that he saw what was happening…

The best part is that Dump couldn’t just stay in the White House and pout or even haul ass down to Mar-A-LotsaTaxpayerMoney, he had to go hold a spite rally in Penn and force his toadies to cheer him until he re-bloated with false pride and vanity.

If you can’t handle someone making a joke about you you probably shouldn’t be the leader of a democratic society.

For most people, the luxury of living in a relatively stable democracy is the luxury of not following politics with a nerve-racked constancy

OMG I have been wondering about that. Why does everyone live at my parents house in backwater Arkansas and take photos with my grandmothers camera? Srs?

My god. He isn’t using a coaster.

I’m only disappointed to hear that the star goes some periods of time without being vandalized.

Doubt it. You’d crack under the pressure.

Ah the old “contempt of cop” thing police desperately want you to think is a crime but actually isn’t. If refusing to answer questions from police is “obstructing police” then essentially anything is. Of course the abuse of “lawful orders” by police officers, who essentially claim anything that they desire and order…

Penultimate episodes are always the best episodes. The penultimate episode is the climax, finales are the epilogue.