Wait, wait - I know this one. The puddle was originally a block of ice.

People are more likely to survive a stabbing. Comments like yours, meant to deflect attention away from the real issue we have with guns in the USA, are getting really tiresome.

I assume the other party in the murder suicide was a grizzly bear.

This just dawned on me. Jared Kushner looks like Orin from Parks and Rec.

Actually I only drink well water & homemade juice.

All of these exist with the sole purpose of being featured in instagram photoshoots.

Please don’t denigrate weasels by comparing them to the Trumps.

Watch:

Never forget: plenty of people went to jail for watergate but Nixon wasn’t one of them.

It’s a blog. This isn’t WaPo. We get some news here, but if you’re relying on Jez for hard news and policy, you’re doing it wrong. This is a gossip and lifestyle site with a decidedly liberal point of view/commentariat.

Hamilton,

Jezebel moves a bit slow with important news like this I’ve noticed. When they do though, they seem to try and devote a whole post on serious subjects like that by one of their stronger writers. They’re not really a breaking news kinda site tbh.

Tupid.

I never thought I’d be saying that W isn’t the worst president of my lifetime. Also, he may have been in someone’s pocket but at least he was bought and paid for by an American company instead of some Russian one. That’s true patriotism.

You know what? You go, Coachella-girls-with-cash-to-burn. Get your weed crown on. This is infinitely better than buying Native American headdresses at Urban Outfitters or Free People or whatever. Have all the weird, non-appropriation fashions you want.

I thought there was a federal hiring freeze?

Wait. She’s his caretaker isn’t she

Speak for yourself.