He has a standing Wednesday appointment for that already.

Legally, you’re only allowed to brandish a weapon against law enforcement if they’re coming to confiscate your guns.

Under what circumstances could they have thought going into a house with legal residents of the US was ICE business? Are people starting to report their neighbors because they are foreign born and then they don’t bother to look up the documentation at the office?

And here little kid me thought Captain Planet villains were stupid and unrealistic...

So did Germany until they took a daft turn left and starting shutting them down.

If marrying him would prevent him from running as POTUS in the future, then her sacrifice will not be forgotten.

Kitty Genovese I think right?

Did you ever fucking consider that because of heteronormative society its just fucking easier to date men? If there isn’t a gay bar that caters to women in your area, and there are like two women on tinder or okcupid, who you might have a beef with or already dated, then men become your only option. Colleges tend to…

Hours after he was sworn in, actually. They filed on 1/20.

To Whom It May Concern:

This is a very positive development, but if we’re trying to save Children’s Television Workshop shouldn’t they introduce the first Tea Party/Breitbart Comment Section muppet? Ya know- throw ‘em a bone? Oscar the Grouch and Sam the Eagle (I know, I know- Muppet Show) are practically limousine liberals at this point.

It’s not the number. It’s the size. The scale is wrong for the space.

You know he was an absentee father because he though “wake them up” was a thing that works on 18 year old boys.

Wrong movie

Liberals keep dreaming of this magic bullet, this shocking revelation that will spur protective governmental action that’s going to somehow make it all better. They still think Trump is an aberration instead of the natural result of our system and the way both parties have developed over the last several decades, and…

I’d tell you what I’d be moving up from the store brand mustard.

Years ago my mother went to a Planned Parenthood for a pap smear or something and a bunch of protesters were outside. One of them accosted her with the whole “do you know what you’re DOING???” spiel.

People in glass houses...

I take this as Fitzgerald admitting that he supports and/or donates to the KKK

How the eff are there no Twenty One Pilots songs on this list? Am I the only one perpetually annoyed by their douchecanoe white frat boy “music”? For some reason I found their songs to be the distillation of everything horrible in America in 2016.