itsnotaboutthepasta
itsnotaboutthepasta
itsnotaboutthepasta

You Elon Musk groupies are so fucking weird. Elon IS a grifter. Nothing he has done has been due to his supposed “genius” from a scientific perspective. The man doesn’t actually understand science. He’s a shrewd businessman who knows how to buy companies and hire the right people. I’ll give him the credit for that.

Based on his other business dealings, I think k you might be SOL. 

This should be pinned on every article about him or his companies

Goddammit. That song is near perfection and you had to go and do that to it.

No better than this grifter, really.

Even without know about dude in spandex suit, or dude controlling robot folding close, it was OBVIOUS the robot was mimicking what a person was doing behind the curtain. Particularly the way it was waving at people that screams robot trying to mimic the movements of a person in a remote control rig.

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Here is a quick but honest coverage of how Mr. Musk got to be so wealthy:

At this point, you’re a complete fool if you believe a word that man says.

or, the classic saying from the south:

‘’ bless your heart ‘’

Inductive charging??? Why are they trying to make charging massively slower, less efficient, and more prone to fires???

Or “isn’t that cute” the way a parent says it to a child that just scribbled a bunch of lines on a page and says it’s an airplane or something.

He said CA and TX, but it will only be available in TX where they will let Musk do whatever he wants.

Oh I know, and it’s why I have always thought the loop was dumb. And just blatant in your face that FSD for Tesla does not work.

Nothing here is substantial enough to say anything more than “well, how about that” in the tone of your grandma. Those visuals are nothing but visuals. No vehicle will be remotely like what was shown.

That’s a subway - you’re describing a subway. Which is why we’ve had them for over 100 years: Unlike that cockamamie tunnel, it’s a model that actually works.

I can see the RoboVan being used in the Boring Company’s tunnels in Vegas and other geofenced mass-transit roles, but the CyberCab/RoboTaxi is years away from actual use.”

Elon thinks everyone in the world will have 1-2 Optimus robots, as in literally, he said he plans to sell as many Optimuses as there are people in the world.

First Gear: Anyone who watched last night’s Tesla event and is an investor should be concerned. From the delayed event kickoff to the poor production values, to the ridiculous claims, it all screams low-rent high-grift. I cannot fathom for me how investors can take him seriously with all his bloviating and “corporate

Trying to flee a hurricane in a small single-engine plane seems like a real galaxy-brain move

Samaritan should be capitalized as it refers to a person from Samaria, at least in the Biblical story.