itsnotaboutthepasta
itsnotaboutthepasta
itsnotaboutthepasta

And jerking in a tube for more weird little nazi babies

That’s not fair. A bunch of his waking hours are spend doing ketamine.

He is a “founder”, you know.

Full time deadbeat father

Isn’t the real question, ‘who was running Tesla even before Musk decided to play politician?’

For a guy who is the CEO of at least 5 different companies, he sure does have a LOT of spare time. 

Yesterday my backyard was full of drones.  Turns out, my neighbor is a beekeeper.

Damn, I wish I’d have seen this before I placed my orders last night. I’d have totally accepted things coming after Christmas from another site, to not virtually cross the picket line... 

They had the idea to just fly the One Ring into Mount Doom using a drone. (The idea would be shot down, literally and figuratively...)

I had no idea just how many rubes so easily fleeced existed out there...I kinda wish I was an asshole with coding experience, so I’d have some spending money. 

Never hire these guys to run your drone fireworks show...

Ugh, please don’t let Musk see this.

He’ll instantly divert all Tesla funds into making the ED-209.

Our only saving grace will be that it’ll never actually get finished. 

With the amount of money the airlines make every year...I’m sure they can figure something out. 

Trump is a such a dumb cunt.

I think your reasoning is solid.

It’s true the US economy is doing very well right now and recovered from pandemic issues much better and faster than others with the miraculous soft landing almost nobody thought was possible.

It’s the only economy that’s not on the brink of collapse right now.

Here’s a fucking clue for the automakers: When your markets are in the midst of a recession (or on the tipping point), raising prices, adding markups, and just being assholes isn’t the way to LONG-TERM profitability. Sure, you’ll make your quarterly bonuses, but you’re screwing yourselves in the long term.

To be fair to the drivers, there isn’t really an option to “turn around, don’t drown” in any of our tunnels. I’d probably take my chances with the water over k-turning into oncoming traffic also.