It’s not the rain. It’s all of the muck from the road that gets flung up with it when you drive in the rain.

Another hot take: black cars look the worst when they are even a little bit dirty, but look fucking amazing right after being washed and detailed. 

Nah. I don’t mind a muddy or dusty look after a trip off-road (my 80 is at work in the parking lot right now covered from a weekend thing) but it doesn’t really look better. It just has a look.  I much prefer it clean, but I don’t mind it dirty either.  As far as winter dirty? No. No car looks better covered in road…

How long until Hanna-Barbera send a cease and desist?

...but just totally ignoring the savage murder of the Chiefs on live tv

The brain rot has fully set in, and MAGAts live to debase themselves for Daddy Donnie’s amusement.

I would say Nickelback, but Canadian imports are about to become too expensive.

Someone’s feeling a little triggered? You get called pedo a lot? 

He’s a rapist, too, if that helps. (Trump, not Drake)

About the president using his power as the owner of beauty pageants to walk into rooms of naked teenagers? Or Drake grooming young girls? Both are widely reported. 

These people will only be happy if it’s Creed playing again.

All of these people already decided they didn’t like the halftime show when they saw what Kendrick looks like, so now they are just looking for any excuse they can to back up that (bad) opinion

In the hands of a good operator, those things (and really all heavy equipment) make that money back very quickly.  They’re losing money when they’re just sitting idle.

“You’re the driver.”

I count 11 cops in that photo. Certainly there were even more just outside of the picture. Coordinate this kinda thing with a bunch of bank robberies going on at the same time and success would be assured.

Hard to staff the DC ATC so eliminate DEI hiring? Surely making the hiring process more complex and installing a very hostile working environment will boost employment numbers.....solid plan, boys.

Close. He’s got lots of children who hate him.

Dear World,

Like a drunk, childless uncle that knows exactly how everyone else should raise their kids.