Nah, the juggalos endorsed Kamala.

I loooooved the 90s-era Eclipse. My eyes are burning from its SUV makeover. Ew.

“Is the ultimate goal to race against the men?,” asks a somewhat oblivious Kimmel.

I obviously don’t know where you work, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard of a 10% workforce reduction that resulted in a 10% pay raise for the remaining employees. C-level people will take that 10% increase, but any leftover funds will be used to pay the consultants, not employees. At least that’s how it worked when I…

They’re trying to ban motorhome sales. If it passes I’m sure we’ll see a cottage industry pop up at various points along the CA border, just like North Carolinians hop down to the inferior Carolina to buy fireworks.

Wait a minute........ THIS is the Bad Place!

I need to dig out the old Chrome extension that converts all photos of Trump to cat pics. It started getting buggy during his first administration but maybe it’s being improved.

As a French company, why make a fart joke in English? 4 is “quatre” in French, and that’s about the extent of my French language skills (my mother would be so disappointed), but surely there are puns to be made with that instead of “four.”

Here in Michigan it’s apparently called Devil’s Night. I have no idea why people need a whole separate night for hijinks when the catchphrase of Halloween is “trick or treat,” as in “give me treats or I will play a trick on you.”

Anyone still using Twitter knows what they’re signing up for. I downloaded and deleted my account, which I’d had since 2009, on the same day that the board gave in and decided to accept his offer. Turns out I don’t miss it at all.

I am a little white lady who used to work in Harlem. One day, not long after Stop & Frisk was formally halted, I was walking along 125th doing some window shopping, basically walking from my office on the west side to the last east-side bus stop before the bridge, to get my steps in before heading home to Queens. I…

I read recently about a federal bill that’s being planned (maybe already introduced) that would mandate all cars come with a warning system for drivers to alert them when they’re going X mph over the speed limit. Not only am I in favor of that bill - I would find it personally useful - I’m in favor of going a step…

I was just telling a coworker the other day (we’re in suburban Michigan) that the deer are out in unusual numbers for this point in the fall. It’s all anecdotal, of course, but I’m guessing it has something to do with the unseasonably warm weather we’ve had. There’s a carcass at least every 5 miles along the highway.

My guess is that his death was a significant enough moment for her that she’s sort of using it as a fixed point in time. I’m a millennial who was 15 on 9/11 so I typically use that... I also like the very silly theory that Harambe’s death was the moment where we all shifted into a different reality within the…

A thousand percent agreed. It is insane to me that our government has helped this man weasel his way into “too big to fail” status for several of his companies, but particularly SpaceX.

These are all great points, but using Taylor Swift as a specific example - she has two private planes and recently used one of them to transport someone else (maybe her mom or Donna Kelce?) while she herself was not on it. Those two women are not so famous that it would be unsafe to book a first-class seat on a…

“First they came for the socialists...”

Exactly. It’s a pointless function.

I love this as a solution for rude/anti-social behavior, but as Cam points out, that behavior exists because of the terrible decisions (which benefit shareholders instead of customers) made by airlines.

Well, if one person or couple is dropping off an entire family of people at the airport (let’s say Grandpa and Grandma are dropping off their kid, kid’s spouse and 2.5 grandkids after a nice visit) then between getting luggage out of the boot and the hugs we can easily surpass 3 minutes. When it’s just me dropping my…