itsnotaboutthepasta
itsnotaboutthepasta
itsnotaboutthepasta

I saw that she said something about “my baby having a baby.” ..i dont know where this statement was released, or if they speak in real life at all.

No kidding. I’m my father’s last child, he had 3 and got divorced and then in his 40s met my mom and SURPRISE LATE LIFE BABY happened. I’ve never met my oldest half-sibling.

Ever.

I’m 50.

All of their respective kids have the same fathers.

I love how folks don’t understand that the Second Wave siblings aren’t even in the grown kids’ minds most of the time. — Child of Divorce, My Sisters Are Closer to My Kid’s Age, Ain’t Nobody Paying Attention to Them But My StepMonster.

HE WAS A MALE MODEL BEFORE HE ACTED. IS SHE SHADING HIMSELF!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Good Lord! You can’t just go throwing that around. Someone’s gonna get hurt.

I mean, WE all knew Kylie was pregnant so not really sure where he thinks he’s been this last nine months....................

The sentence ““‘Stormi’ is short for Storm.” realllllly makes my brain hurt. Thanks US Weekly! Adding something =/= making it shorter.

my fav brody jenner era. Look at that coordination...what a power couple.

I agree that Jamie Dornan is rude, but male models did grace us with one of the best tweets of all time:

Per the US Weekly article: Fans have been convince that the name Stormi was inspired by the living creatures <butterflies>. “‘Stormi’ is short for Storm. A storm can be caused by a minute localized change in a complex system. That’s known as the butterfly effect. Butterfly in Spanish is Mariposa…”

You sound like the exact person the Kardashian marketing people dream of when they go to bed at night.

Maybe when Rain Pryor refers to this information tarnishing her father’s reputation, she’s thinking of how bad Brando’s hair was in the 70s (right up until he shaved it all off to play Colonel Kurtz). I certainly wouldn’t want people to know I’d been smanging Missouri Breaks-era Brando.

Is this article serious? Really?

“on the prowl” for an actress to play Soo Jin.

if she wants to be the nation’s truth teller, she needs to start by breaking out those recordings she has of everything for Mueller.

Fuck you, you fucking scumbag. You are not allowed to express remorse now. We don’t want it, we don’t need it. This is your fault and you should carry that shame with you every day for the rest of your life. Fuck Ross too, for not spitting in your face as you try to pretend like you fucking care!

Jersey Shore is one of my favorite guilty pleasures. It’s somehow both completely disgusting and yet weirdly heartwarming at the same time?

To all those who will scoff at actions like Pelosi’s, and accuse the Democrats in Congress of lacking the will to pursue progressive goals, this is what it’s like when you are the minority party in the House and Senate, and have a Republican (???) president and a conservative judiciary. You do what you can to win