He is, yet still less exhausting than Carson. Nobody is as extra as Carson is.

So, they basically copied the Dixie Chicks from . . . how many years ago? 15? And did it in a way that is basically meaningless to their target audience. Groundbreaking stuff SI.

You’re so right! Thank you for noticing! Feminazi and proud, over here!

I feel like there’s no way that Mona-Lisa Saperstein wasn’t expressly created to torture the people of Pawnee.

Respectfully, I wonder if you understate the importance of the original. My parents watched it and I do think it sort of eased my coming-out process— at a time where I felt uncertain about how, for example, my dad might feel about me, I knew he liked these five gay men on his TV once a week. They were like a gay…

Right. Let’s stop treating violence against real humans, especially murder of real people with real loved ones, as entertainment. Yes, this includes you, “My Favorite Murder”.

Shhh. Proper mythology is that he was all chill, and his body consisted of nothing but cheeks to turn. We can’t have white people being scared by civil rights or give black people the idea that it is OK to be uppity.

I read the interview and it sounds like maybe they had dinner once?

The only thing that seems a little questionable is JFK. Everything else passes the smell test. I’m into it.

Well, some of those hot takes aren’t completely wrong. I mean, the Beatles really weren’t virtuoso musicians. They were good song writers and came around at exactly the right place and time to maximize their success.

Wiki says they got divorced when she was 30—it’s possible but it doesn’t seem super likely to me that she would describe herself as “really young” at that point in her life...

The funny thing about Drunk History (aside from it being funny) is that I actually learn from it. And retain that knowledge! I wish I had Drunk Earth Systems Science in college. I would have gotten a much better grade.

Why is he still so hot? How is it that bad people get to stay sexy forever? Is he eating the souls of children?

Just here to say I fucking love Easy A.

I recall that there was a big To Do (at least by her, anyway) when she had her (ruined by meth) teeth fixed a few years ago.

That’s the thing though. She won’t work her way back up in indies or in a tv role. She just tweets at people and says things are happening. While I think she certainly could come back, I don’t think she can get out of her own way.

Evolution is cool. Imagine how cool it’d be if they taught it in certain schools too...

Yea, why would it be surprising that they had dark skin? Isn’t the current theory that Europeans and Asians evolved lighter skin as a way to get more vitamin D (since dark skin blocks it, which helps prevent skin cancer)? So of course they would have had darker skin originally.

I think Lindsay Lohan had a hard time making a comeback because Emma Stone became a thing, and if you needed a red-headed actress with a raspy voice it seemed like a much better idea to hire her than take a risk that Lohan was going to come to work all coked up. Like, if Easy A had been made a few years earlier they…

So the look of “Cheddar Man”, the 10,000 year old skeleton found inside Cheddar Gorge in Somerset, has been unveiled and it turns out he was Black. While the MailOnline comments are having the usual breakdown I don’t find it that surprising given the “out of Africa” theory dictates early humans would all be Black…