Okay, but can we talk about what's happening with that jumpsuit? Because I don't understand what's happening with that jumpsuit.

That makes me a little sad, since you must have been close if you asked her in the first place, and just never calling her back must have been confusing for her. Can't blame you for not wanting to associate with her boyfriend though.

Sons of bitches are trying to kill me.

What happened to the dog, tho.

1. I'm pretty sure she doesn't actually do the Photoshopping herself. Job creator!

Now now, Mike. Beyoncé has been not caring about Michelle Williams' opinion long before you came along. Get in line.

Bless you child.

whats this what is happening

Or maybe your lack of ability not to comment on the physique of a grown ass woman means that you do?

This is actually the best thing. I always say that but this time I mean it. Forwarding to mi madre.

I think we need to make up a list of white women performers with husbands who are OBVIOUSLY pimping out their wives because they perform either sex scenes of dance with explicit moves best left for the bedroom.

My favorite part is the misogynistic, patriarchal fucking assumption that Jay-Z has primary control over Beyoncé's music, image, or career. I mean, Jay-Z is a Penis-Swinging Man, goddamnit, and thus the undeniable Head of Household, so he MUST be the one to blame here for his wife's sluttery, right? It's simply too…

in which they conned the elderly heir to a tree farm fortune

Isn't it just bent behind her?

Pro Era? Chance the Rapper? Joey Bada$$?

More than 2 weeks! I know people who are still aching months later.

Chikungunya is not a joke. It overran us in the US Virgin Island a few months ago affecting thousands of people over the course of several months. As you note, younger people fare better, (my wife was symptom free after about 7 days) but others are not so fortunate. I know people who still have limited hand mobility…

Chikungunya is also present in Central and South America.