Someone said something funny? Where?

God forbid someone look like a 40 year old mom. How gross.

Meh, I've seen better.

he becomes a werewolf after his 13th birthday? So Werewolf Bar Mitzvah spoke the truth?

So he said she doesn't get carried BUT ACTUALLY DID GET CARRIED ONE TIME?! The case has been blown wide open everyone. WHERE IS THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE PETITION?

I wish the article had explained what the ads were really for, which is not masturbation. The linked article explains that they were meant to tell people not to jerk their *steering wheel* around while driving in the snow, just using the obvious pun.

She was born in Trinidad and is wearing a headdress typically worn during the country's Carnival celebration.

I lost my virginity to a guy with Insane Clown Posse tattoos (plural, as in more than one) during a snow storm with 90s techno setting the mood. I regret nothing.

Found it on another site: http://www.stereogum.com/1724340/nicki-…

Song of the year

That sounds really hard, I'd rather just drink some tea and poop my way to healthy living

You're a bit late to the pizza party, this band has been kicking around for almost a year. The best part of this band's trajectory is that this summer they had to cancel some European appearances cus people were throwing food at them on stage.

Wait, are there still bunny ears? I thought they stopped "Airing" TV - because my neighbor who always used an antennae was forced to purchase a box like 10 years ago, I thought.....

Requisite

"I like to think of myself as a...humanitarian." *inconspicuously dusts her with salt*

And congress is on it with the whole lost thirteenth amendment controversy, they don't want this glorious union to happen.

They're talking about the berothal. Blue Ivy and the Future King George

It would take a 1/1000 teenager for sure, but Lorde seems like a rare one.