I got to meet all of Incubus (including brand new bassist, Ben Kenney) before a show of theirs on the tour for A Crow Left of the Murder. All I remember was Mike was gracious, Kilmore was super high, and Brandon Boyd has the softest hands I have ever touched. I’m pretty sure I freaked him out with my stunned…

Yeah, I was going to say something along those lies, but deleted it because it made me too sad.

I feel like it’s “Apprentice in Paradise.”

I just want to hop in and say that I’m all about the cold brew coffee in the summer. Also super easy to do: just put some coarse ground coffee in anything with some water, leave it about a day. We use a french press, but if you’ve got something to filter it through, you can use a mason jar (or just poor carefully, the…

Oh, it totally was Will. And they were still in the suits, right? Like, it happened the same night of the rose ceremony? That’d explain what Rachel was reacting to.

I think they may have re-edited to try and avoid any more outright controversy for the bachelor fam; but I distinctly remember a preview of last night’s episode at the end of the one a couple weeks ago that had footage of Kenny explaining to Lee (or someone else off camera, but it was edited to look like he was…

Completely agree. I’m pretty sure it’s not a sample; it sounds like he had someone re-record the part.

I read what I think is most of it; you’re not missing anything. I can almost guarantee you this person is SO MEAN to service industry employees.

Maya Angelou died three years ago?

I’m not saying this as a joke: calling them trailer trash is an insult to trailer trash.

I’ve never met her, so I’m not sure what she’s like. It’s definitely a subtle performance, she doesn’t seem to have the obvious life turmoil that the other two leading ladies have, but she’s doing a great, nuanced, realistic portrayal of a slightly dissatisfied and restless housewife.

Yeah, Nicole’s great in it, but I’ve been saying Reese FTW since her first scene, and she’s just been getting better.

Chris Soules was my first season and I’ve been hooked ever since.

Now, I only started watching with Chris Soules’s season, so I’m not overly-knowledgeable on all of the Bachelor Family’s oeuvre, but I think the Bachelor works best as a tabula rasa that viewers can kind of project whatever they want onto. Plus, wasn’t the infamous Juan Pablo the Bach’ before Chris? He had a lot of…

Aw, I though she said “You’re going to make your friends feel weird. You’re going to make your mom’s friends feel weird.”

I honestly don’t know what he meant by that. He meant he would sue her? He would check with his lawyer? She should? I know he’s not much of a conversationalist, but now I’m picturing him only speaking in gruff, monolexical sentences.

Out of the greys? Will not the harsh light of exposure burn mine eyes?

He’s always got that looks that’s like “I’m enjoying this in the exact same way that you are.”

Backronym! Thank you! That’s the word I was trying to think of.

Can we all agree that “bae” standing for “before anyone else” is a false etymology? It’s just an abbreviation of “babe” informed by the spelling of “babe.”