According to her twitter, she thinks that print royalties are for sheet music sales. So she’s making a bunch more for actual record sales, one could assume. And someone’s buying Katie Perry filler track sheet music.

Nooooooooo, you’re supposed to say “Pete.” Then I could say “oh, ew.” Of course it’s Danny, though.

Which one?

To be fair, did you see Selena’s appearance on SNL? I think she uses her own boobs to do plenty. Also, I find it pretty believable that a movie about high finance is all white dudes.

Wonderful machines. I recently got a Squire Jaguar because I read everywhere that the sound was just as good as the Fender versions, and it’s the first time I’ve ever wished that I bought the “better” version of a guitar. It does sound great, but it just feels like such a clunker. And the electronics on the rhythm…

Yeah, I really just came here to talk about the Jaguar. So here I go: It looks like she’s playing the Johnny Marr signature Jaguar, and this guitar varies from your standard Jaguar in a few key ways. First off, it’s got a four-way toggle switch instead of individual “on/off” switches for each pickup. The four…

More like Hieronymus Bosc, amirite?

Yeah, I bet he’s pretty happy that he only had to serve eight years.

Do you mean you don’t like it at all, or that you didn’t like it as much as when it was first on the air? I’ve heard a lot of people say this and can’t wrap my head around it. Might I suggest watching it again? And again?

As long as we're fixing stuff, Michelle Phillips wasn't in Wilson Phillips.

Oh, not me. I was soooooo disappointed when she left. Mostly just for Shallon-related reasons, but she had other really good bits.

And Jason's Deli! And Whole Earth! And, oh dear lord, Premiere Video!

I was juuuuuuust this morning thinking about how much I want to glitter bomb someone. Any suggestions?

wut about net nutrality? nd NSA?

Hashbrown no filter!

Envisaged? Now there's a word that needs not exist.

...go crazy?

..."go crazy"?

Not what "literal" means, Mark.

I quit listening to Blink after their eponymous record (not on purpose, necessarily, I just stopped buying new music around then) and I can confidently say without an ounce of shame that I think they were a fantastic band which better with each record (once again, only up until that record). Most bands get worse with…